slow your roll kid 

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

That seems simple enough. I’ve never partaken in such forms of entertainment before, though this still seems unusual.

Well I… ack, Dick… what exactly are you doing?

Maybe we’ll ask Conner when we get back. He’d know, being a walking wikipedia.

Kaldur, you gotta trust me. I’m going for the strike. 

Frankly, I cannot help but agree with that statement.

T-this seems quite unorthodox, and I’m certain this is not required to participa— please move your hand, Richard.

Thanks for your support. :)

Kaldur, take one for the Team! Go go g- let go! Leggo! Ah!

I’m certain the last thing the Team needs is for me to be catapulted as a poor alternative for a ball and I refuse to submit to such- aack! (stumbles)

slow your roll kid 

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

That seems simple enough. I’ve never partaken in such forms of entertainment before, though this still seems unusual.

Well I… ack, Dick… what exactly are you doing?

Maybe we’ll ask Conner when we get back. He’d know, being a walking wikipedia.

Kaldur, you gotta trust me. I’m going for the strike. 

Frankly, I cannot help but agree with that statement.

T-this seems quite unorthodox, and I’m certain this is not required to participa— please move your hand, Richard.

slow your roll kid 

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

No, I’d say it looks quite suitable to your form. It isn’t as if I’ve seen enough circus tents to compare it to. 

I never realized reading one’s aura was something you were capable of.
(grunt)
…This is heavier than I expected. What sort of sport is this? 

You’ve seen one tent, you’ve seen ‘em all. I promise they’re nothing special.

I picked up some things from Zatanna. 

This is a test of throwing skills. So. Since you throw water and I throw batarangs…maybe we’ve got a chance at winning this thing. Here. I’ll go first.

I’ll take your word for it, then.

Of course, allow me to follow your example. It seems to be a simple enough concept, and although you’re as inexperienced as I am - how does one win, exactly? It seems rather …repetitive.

Well you gotta knock out all those pins. With this ball. 

…Or… Kaldur, c’mere for a sec.

That seems simple enough. I’ve never partaken in such forms of entertainment before, though this still seems unusual.

Well I… ack, Dick… what exactly are you doing?

slow your roll kid 

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

No, I’d say it looks quite suitable to your form. It isn’t as if I’ve seen enough circus tents to compare it to. 

I never realized reading one’s aura was something you were capable of.
(grunt)
…This is heavier than I expected. What sort of sport is this? 

You’ve seen one tent, you’ve seen ‘em all. I promise they’re nothing special.

I picked up some things from Zatanna. 

This is a test of throwing skills. So. Since you throw water and I throw batarangs…maybe we’ve got a chance at winning this thing. Here. I’ll go first.

I’ll take your word for it, then.

Of course, allow me to follow your example. It seems to be a simple enough concept, and although you’re as inexperienced as I am - how does one win, exactly? It seems rather …repetitive.

slow your roll kid 

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

You look rather pleasing to the eyes yourself, if I say so myself.

Seeing as I haven’t the faintest idea of what I’m doing, that does not offer me any comfort. In fact, I still fail to understand how you managed to convince me that this was a good idea. 

You don’t have to lie, Kal. I know I look like a circus tent in this thing.

Well, I haven’t been bowling, you haven’t bowling. Bonding. BAM. I got you this pink bowling ball. It matches your aura.

No, I’d say it looks quite suitable to your form. It isn’t as if I’ve seen enough circus tents to compare it to. 

I never realized reading one’s aura was something you were capable of.
(grunt)
…This is heavier than I expected. What sort of sport is this? 

slow your roll kid 

birdboywonder:

einokaldur:

birdboywonder:

The shows are mandatory. Sorry Kaldur.

On the brightside, you pull off a bowling shirt like no other.

I take that to be a compliment? In that case, thank you.

Though I do not understand why it’s required for me to wear such unorthodox footwear..

Yeah, you’re welcome. You and Wally look especially debonair in stripes. 

For grip or something? I actually don’t go bowling too often. Surprise!

You look rather pleasing to the eyes yourself, if I say so myself.

Seeing as I haven’t the faintest idea of what I’m doing, that does not offer me any comfort. In fact, I still fail to understand how you managed to convince me that this was a good idea. 

slow your roll kid 

birdboywonder:

The shows are mandatory. Sorry Kaldur.

On the brightside, you pull off a bowling shirt like no other.

I take that to be a compliment? In that case, thank you.

Though I do not understand why it’s required for me to wear such unorthodox footwear..

notanarrow:

einokaldur:

notanarrow:

So is there like, a clubhouse for Team Magic, or something? Do I need to sign parchment with my blood? 

I had thought you were staying out of this?

Ugh, honestly, I’d rather fight to get someone to shut up than have to listen to both teams complain like idiots. N-No offense to you, Kaldur. 

It is quite alright. I cannot help but agree, I’d prefer it to end before someone gets injured.

notanarrow:

So is there like, a clubhouse for Team Magic, or something? Do I need to sign parchment with my blood? 

I had thought you were staying out of this?

sochalant:

This is Who I Am: SOLDIERS. ASSEMBLE.

sochalant:

meganfrommars:

einokaldur:

sochalant:

War is fast approaching. Children of magic, ASSEMBLE AT BASE.

We must discuss TACTICS.

What exactly do you have in mind, Zatanna?

Shouldn’t Kaldur be in charge of tactics? No offense Zatanna

I-uh…. Kaldur doesnt know…

No, no. They shoot little balls of paint. Maybe it’ll hurt a /little/, but its just paint.

But we have an added weapon—our magic!

Why on earth are we fighting with paint, Zatanna? That seems… strange.

SOLDIERS. ASSEMBLE. 

meganfrommars:

einokaldur:

sochalant:

War is fast approaching. Children of magic, ASSEMBLE AT BASE.

We must discuss TACTICS.

What exactly do you have in mind, Zatanna?

Shouldn’t Kaldur be in charge of tactics? No offense Zatanna

I’m flattered, but I’m also fairly certain she expressed strong desire to lead us.
And uh- I would hope she knows what she’s doing.

SOLDIERS. ASSEMBLE. 

sochalant:

War is fast approaching. Children of magic, ASSEMBLE AT BASE.

We must discuss TACTICS.

What exactly do you have in mind, Zatanna?

Words do not seem to portray how confused I am at this point.

thewallman:

einokaldur:

thewallman:

einokaldur:

thewallman:

einokaldur:

Doing that by belittling others’ opinions is not the way to go about that, Wally.

I’m not… belittling others opinions. I’m just trying to prove that science is better. Because it is.

That is not how I see it.
Ah, but forcing your opinion upon others is contradictory to your previous statement.  

*Scuffs foot* I don’t mean it like that… I just… Zee’s doing the same thing!

I realize she is mirroring your actions, and believe me, she will hear the same thing shortly.

What do you truly wish to gain from this? “Bragging rights”? The feeling of superiority?

…Well, yeah. That’s exactly what I hope to get from this. Basking in the glow of winning already, actually.

/snort
If you say so. Do your best not to offend and or injure anyone on the way to ‘victory’.